Est. Now — Purpose-Driven Apparel

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T-shirt with text: I AM MARKETING TO YOU100% Organic Cotton — $89 USD

Our Story

We started this brand because we care deeply about things. We noticed a gap in the market for apparel that reflected our values, so we made it into a business.

Every shirt we make is a statement. A statement that you are the kind of person who buys shirts that make statements. That matters to us. You matter to us, specifically in the context of this transaction.

We give 1% of revenue to causes. We chose 1% because it is a number. The causes were selected to appeal to the broadest possible interpretation of “doing good.” We are proud of this.

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Our Values

We listed them here so you know we have them
01Profit

We pursue revenue because it funds our mission. Our mission is to pursue revenue in a way that sounds like a mission.

02Brand Awareness

We want more people to know about us. This is sometimes called “growth” or “community.” We have chosen to call it a value.

03Alignment

We align ourselves with positions that are popular enough to be safe and vague enough to be unverifiable.

04The Future

We are committed to it. All of our decisions are made with it in mind. We did not define what we mean by this.

Current Collection

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The Disclosure Tee in white — frontThe Disclosure Tee in white — back11% OFF

The Disclosure Tee

A white t-shirt. The slogan is a factual statement. You have agreed to receive it by viewing this page. No further consent is required under our privacy policy.

$100.00$89.00
The Segmentation Tee in white — frontThe Segmentation Tee in white — back11% OFF

The Segmentation Tee

Based on your browsing history, income bracket, and self-identified values, you are the exact person we made this for. That is not a compliment. It is a targeting parameter.

$100.00$89.00
The Solidari Tee in white — frontThe Solidari Tee in white — back11% OFF

The Solidari Tee

We do not know what your cause is. We support it anyway. Our support takes the form of this shirt, which you purchase, which funds our support of your cause.

$100.00$89.00